A list of poker jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Poker Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes about Poker Jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of Poker Jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.
So what the funniest poker jokes. That's up to you to decide!
The jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through them all and vote for your favorites!
Poker Jokes,
How can you tell when a professional poker player is lying?
His chips are moving.
What is the biggest difference between a church and a poker room?
In a poker room, you really mean it when you pray!!
What are vampires playing poker for?
High stakes.
Blond girl slow play poker
A blond girl playing freeroll was taking her time and playing very slow. The timer was started and she still could not take a decision how to play the hand. Her friend asked her with surprise, "What is going on? Why aren’t you playing?" The blond girl replied, "I am playing! I am just slow-playing aces!"
You know you're running bad when...
The only things you say all night are ‘Nice hand’, ‘Well played’ and ‘Chips’!
What is the difference between a poker player and a dog?
In about ten years the dog quits whinning.
Signs you might have a poker addiction
Your kids are named Check and Raise.
What did the giraffe say to the tiger at the poker table?
I thought you were a cheetah.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a poker player?
Large pizza can feed a family of four, a poker player can't.
Poker Advice
Never do card tricks for the group you play with.